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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person:

    My favorite food is pizza!

  • Homosexual Person:

    Cool! My favorite food is pasta!

  • Bisexual Person:

    I like both!

  • Pansexual Person:

    Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

  • Asexual Person:

    I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

  • Homophobic Person:

    whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

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